Tinder - From Hello to Blowjob

In Online dating it is important how to get in and how to keep the conversation going in order to achieve the ultimate goal of correspondence: to get a phone. Next comes the standard techniques of getting into cafes, seduction, and sex.

I have solved the problem with starters still on the classic dating sites - I have a lot of blank phrases, I randomly shoot them and often hit the target.

In Tinder even easier - the flow of girls is great, sometimes they are the first to write, so that the question boils down to the banal script for a conversation to get the cherished phone. The starter is not so important.

I used to not know what to talk about on dating sites. Now I understand that the chitchat is not really necessary - you have to take the phone and go for coffee.

But you shouldn’t take the phone right away, or offer sex. You need to perform the ritual of duty, performing a few rattles of armor. Communication can be conducted according to a roughly script that I describe below.

All messages should preferably end with questions.

Starting a conversation: Get me interested.

  • I like that we like each other. What about you?

I usually always write this phrase to a new couple.

  • What are your expectations for today?

It’s a good question to ask her later if she’s in a fighting mood.

Questions about the girl: Show that she is interesting.

  • Are you romantic or pragmatic?

  • What is your zodiac sign? Is it compatible with my sign, Libra?

  • I like tenderness in a woman, romantic nature, kindness, responsiveness, intelligence. What do you like in a man?

Sharing practical information: Report yourself, learn about her.

  • I live there, work there till so-and-so.

  • I was married once, a long time ago, have a son of 17 years. What about you?

  • I like to do this and that, travel, eat good food. And you?

  • Where do you live, where do you work until what time? I’m asking to schedule our meeting, would you be comfortable in the center?

  • I don’t drive, I walk. Do you drive?

  • I’m a software engineer, I studied software engineering, and I’ve been doing it all my life. But without a beard and not in a sweater with reindeer. What do you do?

A hint of a meeting: Set up a meeting.

  • How do you envision our meeting? Classic question of mine.

  • How would you like to spend time with me?

A slightly more provocative form. You could ask it first, and then ask about the meeting.

Phone Pickup: Pick up a contact.

  • Shall we go to whatsapp? It’s more convenient to talk on it.

  • Would you like to talk to me on the phone? You’ll like my voice.

Self-congratulation.

  • Do you prefer real or virtual communication?

A hint of real, followed by picking up the phone.

  • Leave your phone number and we’ll call.

Answers to provocative questions and tricks: Dogshield

  • If I like you, I’m ready for marriage, too, because I’ve been looking for a life partner for a long time.

There’s an emphasis on you. It is you, not “girl,” that we use.

  • Could we stay friends?

Classic phrase for blowing a chick’s mind. Rumor has it it doesn’t work, but you never know.

  • Am I good enough for you?

It’s good if a chick throws a ponzi scheme, siezes her.

  • I like you so much, I’d like to ask you to meet and have coffee and after that, if we like each other, continue to get to know each other in a hotel.

If the girl lives far away, or is not very promising, you can offer her sex in this veiled form.

  • What do you like best about sex?

This is a dangerous technique, it immediately turns on the girls red alert light. But you can practice on fat girls, they are not sorry to be scrapped.

  • I can’t make up for your shortcomings with my shortcomings, can I, darling?

If a girl tells me how tough she is, how rich she is, how she needs tough men, etc.

  • You leave me no chance.

If she decides for herself that you’re not right for her and writes about it.

Unfortunately, Tinder is really inconvenient for communication, because if you wrote to a contact from the second, third, etc. page, Tinder still opens the first page after that. Sometimes it’s problematic to find even new messages from the user. That’s why you have to move quickly to whatsapp, it’s more convenient to manager sluts.

In general, Tinder is fun and the way from hello to blowjob is not so long in it.